Monday, January 14, 2008

A FEW MORE NEWS JOKES

OK, so these are from like July '07. But i haven't figured out how to post the newer ones from before first, so have at these. it'll only take a sec...

Paris Hilton had a rough time in prison. She learned the hard way not to order the tossed salad.

Some of the summer movies are just ridiculous. I mean come on, "Die Hard 4"? Bruce Willis is so old now the only way he'll die hard is by popping Viagra.

Al Gore's son just got busted for possession of pot while racing 100 mph down the freeway. At least he was driving a Prius. And the pot? Talk about keeping it green.

L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa just got busted for having an affair with an anchor from Telemundo. Can you blame her though? His Sabado was Gigante!

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