THIS ELECTION IS A JOKE (So have a few laughs)

Jokes and raw comedic ideas...For the election. Then get off your butt and vote after reading this! I'm not endorsing by name, but initials: JM/SP.


I don't really have anything against Obama personally, but he wants to be leader of the free world with just two years' experience. You need five years' experience to manage a Circuit City.

Fine, McCain ruined the expereince argument in picking Sarah Palin. But rumor has it she's so hot she might do a porno if she loses. The slogan for it? "She'll do bipartisan, but not bisexual."

Joe The Plumber is gonna run for office when this is all over. His slogan? "This country's in deep shit. Isn't it time we called in the plumber?"

Bush needs a job now. I heard he's gonna try to be an English as a Second Language Teacher. But the school turned him down, telling he needed to speak English as a language, period, first.

I wouldn't even hire Bush as a Wal-Mart greeter. He'd just confuse all the customers: "What'd he say?"

Bush's autobiography is going to be called "Nothing But the Truth." It's two pages long.

That movie "W." came out and boy am I glad it's not rated X. Who'd wanna see Bush getting it on? Besides, he's fucked whole world already.

The $700 Billion bailout is ridiculous. We should just give up and start over wiht Monopoly money.

Come to think of it, we shouldn't vote for either McCain OR Obama. We should just elect the banker dude from Monopoly and let him twirl his giant mustache for the next eight years.